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- Tried to watch Girl Meets World. Couldn't do it. Thanks @Disney for ruining what could've been great. Your laugh tracks are terrible. 17 hours ago
- M: Fucking Twitter, man. Had to delete a comma just so I could end with a period. @MannishMinx: Aww, did it hurt? M: Yeah. 4 days ago
- Wife just said to me "I can't wait to poop this corn out." And then she took a big bite of corn. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. 4 days ago
- .@Bengals on #MondayNightFootball! That means they'll lose. #CINvsTB 6 days ago
- RT @krishna_van: I dunno... I reckon that if I ever lost a needle in a haystack, I'd just wouldn't bother looking. 1 week ago