2004
(Dec. 31, 04) The 2004 Hall Of Fame
(Dec. 27, 04) My New Year Resolution
(Dec. 20, 04) X-Mas Sucks
(Dec. 17, 04) How I Was Almost Thrown Out Of Chicago
(Dec. 13, 04) Being Retrosexual Is Bullshit
(Dec. 11, 04) Kids Should Be Spanked II
(Dec. 06, 04) I Have The Perfect Date For Jared From Subway
(Dec. 01, 04) Kids Should Be Spanked -Updated Dec. 13, 2004

(Nov. 29, 04) Pay Homage To The Best Video Game Ever
(Nov. 27, 04) Hey ESPN...
(Nov. 25, 04) Take The Test. Are You An Idiot?
(Nov. 24, 04) Cadillac Does NOT Mean Rock
(Nov. 22, 04) English Lesson
(Nov. 18, 04) There Is No Safe Cigarette.
(Nov. 14, 04) Don't want to be video taped nude? Don't go here.
(Nov. 11, 04) The Death Penalty Kicks Ass
(Nov. 09, 04) Drunk Animals Are Funny
(Nov. 07, 04) Invisible Guns
(Nov. 03, 04) Bush Is A Pompous Asshole
(Nov. 02, 04) The Day After Tomorrow
(Nov. 01, 04) Do Not See The Movie "Saw"

(Oct. 31, 04) Kill All The Deer -Updated Nov. 1, 2004
(Oct. 29, 04) It's All Your Fault
(Oct. 27, 04) Down With Nascar
(Oct. 25, 04) Horror Movies Suck Now
(Oct. 22, 04) The Sexiness of the President/The Future of Our Country
(Oct. 21, 04) You're Old and Your Band Still Sucks
(Oct. 20, 04) I Hate Mini Coopers -Updated Oct. 25, 2004
(Oct. 19, 04) Why Vote? -Updated Oct. 28, 2004
(Oct. 18, 04) What Halloween Means To Me
(Oct. 15, 04) Bad Drivers Should Die
(Oct. 11, 04) Quit Yer Bitching
(Oct. 07, 04) Disney Sucks
(Oct. 06, 04) Problems With Our Future
(Oct. 05, 04) Who Should Put The Toilet Seat Down? -Updated May 31, 2006