2005
(Dec. 28, 05) The 2005 Hall Of Fame
(Dec. 20, 05) A Beefy Carol
(Dec. 17, 05) Get Rid Of AIDS The Easy Way
(Dec. 15, 05) "Merry Christmas" Or "Happy Holidays"?
(Dec. 13, 05) Bad Weather = Bad Drivers

(Nov. 29, 05) Fire Safety: Taking Shows Off Of TV Or Parenting?
(Nov. 22, 05) The True Story About Thanksgiving
(Nov. 18, 05) The Ultimate In Being Homeless
(Nov. 10, 05) Eating Frenzy
(Nov. 04, 05) I Love Everyone
(Nov. 01, 05) What Sucks More Than Religion? Nothing.

(Oct. 28, 05) Halloween - The Holiday Of The Devil
(Oct. 24, 05) Blue Collar Waste Of Time
(Oct. 21, 05) Get The Stick Out Of Your Ass
(Oct. 13, 05) The Coolest Story Ever
(Oct. 10, 05) It's Called An 'ASHTRAY' For A Reason
(Oct. 07, 05) Doctor Assisted Suicide? Time To Get My Ph.D.
(Oct. 04, 05) The Exorcism Of Emily Rose

(Sep. 29, 05) Stupid Bitches Need Not Apply
(Sep. 22, 05) Proof God Has A Sense Of Humor
(Sep. 19, 05) I Envy The Deaf
(Sep. 14, 05) Ever Wonder Where W. Gets It From?
(Sep. 07, 05) I Don't Care
(Sep. 05, 05) Let's Kill Off Another Couple Thousand
(Sep. 02, 05) Labor Day: A Dumb Ass Holiday

(Aug. 27, 05) Comedy Central Is Ruined
(Aug. 26, 05) My Toad Kicks Ass
(Aug. 22, 05) Some People Have Really Stupid Names
(Aug. 18, 05) Why Do I Hate Stupidity So Much?
(Aug. 16, 05) The Roast Of Pamela Anderson
(Aug. 12, 05) Jesus Christ What?
(Aug. 05, 05) The Worst Day Of Driving Ever
(Aug. 03, 05) Kids Turn Out Bad? Blame It On TV.
(Aug. 01, 05) My New Favorite TV Show

(July 29, 05) Just Driving Around
(July 28, 05) The Hidden Terror On The Road
(July 26, 05) As I Reflect
(July 22, 05) Bad Driver Hunters
(July 20, 05) Who's President?
(July 18, 05) Comedy Central Is Lost
(July 15, 05) Cumquat Proves Catholics Are Idiots
(July 13, 05) More Stupid People... With Cats
(July 11, 05) New Cars Suck
(July 08, 05) The Only Thing Stupid About Pro Wrestling Are The Critics
(July 06, 05) From Me To Pork Sausage
(July 05, 05) Independence Day, A Holiday Of Idiots
(July 03, 05) I Rule -Updated July 21, 2005

(June 30, 05) Unkept
(June 27, 05) You're An Idiot And You Deserve What You Got
(June 24, 05) The Epitome Of Everything That Is Stupid
(June 22, 05) New Addition To My Shitlist
(June 20, 05) What Could He Be Thinking? -Updated June 22, 2005
(June 16, 05) You're Not A Punk, Stop Being Fake -Updated June 24, 2005
(June 10, 05) Scion t2b = Shitty Idea
(June 08, 05) Bush Sucks, And I Told You So
(June 06, 05) Let's Just Kill Everyone -Updated June 7, 2005
(June 02, 05) Yet Another Reason Why This Country Is Lacking

(May 30, 05) National Lampoon's Dorm Daze
(May 28, 05) Damn, I'm Right Again
(May 23, 05) My Almighty Quest For The Spork
(May 19, 05) Ray Charles Was Cooler Than I Thought
(May 17, 05) Beefy Goes Drinking With GM, Hilarity Ensues
(May 16, 05) Black Comedians, Pay Attention Again
(May 13, 05) The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
(May 11, 05) Many Points At One Time -Updated May 12, 2005
(May 06, 05) Problems At McDonald's
(May 05, 05) I've Been Found Out
(May 02, 05) How I Spent My Vacation

(Apr. 26, 05) Why Natural Selection Is Around
(Apr. 19, 05) We Have A New Pope
(Apr. 18, 05) Donating Blood Again -Updated Apr. 20, 2005
(Apr. 13, 05) A Fun Night At Hooters
(Apr. 06, 05) Being In The Wrong Place Sucks
(Apr. 04, 05) Pope John Paul II Is Dead
(Apr. 01, 05) The True Meaning Of April Fool's Day

(Mar. 28, 05) Beefy Booyawn Goes To White Castle
(Mar. 22, 05) You'd Think That Being Right All The Time Would Be Great, But It's Not
(Mar. 20, 05) No, That's Not What's Hot
(Mar. 17, 05) The Greatest Holiday In The World
(Mar. 14, 05) Who The Fuck Is Vanessa Carlton Anyway?
(Mar. 10, 05) "Instant" Oil Change My Ass
(Mar. 09, 05) The Things You Think About While Leaving A Shit
(Mar. 07, 05) Even More Stupid Bitches
(Mar. 04, 05) I Love Jesus Christ
(Mar. 03, 05) If You're A Stupid Bitch, Keep Your Thoughts To Yourself

(Feb. 28, 05) A Call With Pork Sausage
(Feb. 25, 05) If You're A Black Comedian, Pay Attention
(Feb. 20, 05) Dawn Of The Dead Kicks Massive Assholes
(Feb. 18, 05) A Day In The Life
(Feb. 17, 05) 'The Grudge' Against Making A Good Movie -Updated July 4, 2005
(Feb. 15, 05) The Drunkening 2005
(Feb. 12, 05) Pork Sausage's Birthday Story
(Feb. 10, 05) Problems
(Feb. 07, 05) Fuck New England, Fuck Will Smith, Fuck Corey Dillon
(Feb. 05, 05) Retarded Websites
(Feb. 03, 05) Drunk January

(Jan. 31, 05) Reality Shows Suck
(Jan. 25, 05) Can I Bitch For Just A Minute?
(Jan. 21, 05) Spongebob Isn't Gay, Christians Are
(Jan. 20, 05) The Whole Jennifer Aniston/Restraining Order Story
(Jan. 20, 05) Sign This Online Petition!!!
(Jan. 18, 05) Old People Piss Me Off
(Jan. 13, 05) Donating Blood
(Jan. 12, 05) Coach Carter -Updated Apr. 12, 2005
(Jan. 11, 05) You're Not Cool In General, A Cell Phone's Not Gonna Help
(Jan. 08, 05) Are You Anointed?
(Jan. 06, 05) How Drunk I Am
(Jan. 03, 05) Don't Drop It Like It's Hot, Just Drop It