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Mar. 09, 2006 Fuck really is a great word. I'm sure everyone's seen that awesome cartoon explaining how versatile "fuck" is... if not, here it is. Fuck really is awesome. I've always known this, but I didn't really truly appreciate it until I was on DL's forum and went to a thread entitled "What the fuck?" and something just clicked inside me where at that moment, I truly appreciated the word "fuck", and it was known throughout my body. Much like how religion or a crack addiction might feel to someone. You just need it. So, I need the word "fuck". If I didn't have that in my life, I would probably talk 40% of the amount that I do now. I say "fuck" all the fucking time. It's so awesome. I'm starting to think my first word as a baby was "fuck". And if that's the case, I'm suing Kevin Smith for making that Jay's first word as a baby on "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back". Some people kind of get confused now though. It's consumed most of my life. I now consider saying "fuck" a way of life, so that kind of makes sense. So I actually say "to fuck" instead of "fuck". I consider saying "fuck" an action, because also usually when someone says "fuck" they're doing something or about to do something or say it with some form of body movement OR it just simply gets your blood flowing a little bit which of course burns more calories so it's like you're doing something anyway. So that's why I say "to fuck". So if you know you're about to use the word you can warn people, which will confuse them because that's why theyr'e confused around me a lot. I'll say "I'm about to fuck" and they get freaked out and sometimes call the cops, although that usually only happens when I say that around a bunch of women. I say that because I know I'm about to drop "the F-bomb" and I figured I'd be nice to warn them. Plus it's awesome to say it twice. That way when normally you might only say it once, it kind of goes from... "Well holy fucking shit...." To... "I'm about to fuck...... well holy fucking shit!" You get to say it twice instead of once, see? And that's the way the word likes it. It likes to be appreciated that way. So, if you say it all the time, it helps to appease the word. Otherwise, it could get pissed off and reign its injustice all over us. And then we'll be fucked. I hate forgetting to say "I'm about to fuck" before I say "fuck". Fuck. |
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