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October 18, 2006 Since the beginning of this website and these Editorials, I have bitched about kids. I've bitched about how they're idiots, and I've bitched about how we can't discipline them when they screw up. Now, we've officially fucked the future of our children up totally. I just read on the BBC News website that kids are now no longer able to do certain things so they can't get hurt. Apparently, adults that had no childhood of their own decided that when kids play, they have a chance to get hurt. So instead of letting them grow up learning how the real world is, they pussified them by not allowing them to do anything. Children have been banned from playing tag, making daisy-chains and doing hand-stands in school playgrounds over fears of safety, research suggests."Culture of caution"? Give me a fucking break. First we can't spank the kids when they fuck up because that hurts them, and now we can't even allow them to play because they could get hurt. What kind of a fucking pussy ass world do we live in? This makes me absolutely sick. As I type this I'm holding in vomit so it doesn't spew out onto my monitor. It's getting to the point that I can't stand to fucking live on this earth anymore. Nothing makes sense. And I don't mean that sarcastically, I mean that literally. NOTHING makes sense. Let me give you this little bit of fucking sense. Currently in this world there is a war going on. Nevermind the bullshit reason we're at war, and nevermind the jackass fuckhole that started it (on either side), but here in the United States we're running out of people signing up for the armed forces. We're slowly losing the numbers game. Why is this? Is it because the kids don't want to fight in a war that shouldn't be going on to begin with? At first I thought that was it. But that's giving today's youth too much credit on smarts and thinking ability. In all actuality, the reason nobody is signing up for the armed forces is... they're scared of getting hurt. What we have now in this world, especially in this country, is a bunch of sissy mary pussy kids that are scared to get hurt because they grew up pain free. The reason they grew up pain free is because we're no longer allowed to spank them, and they're no longer allowed to get hurt on the playground. It's bad enough that all of the big toys on the playground are all made now to ensure the safety of the kids. It used to be back in the day that we played on METAL toys. Metal slides, metal swings, metal jungle gyms, everything was metal. And it sat out in the sun all summer, often getting up to 300° Fahrenheit. Did we care? Fuck no we didn't. We played on that shit all day long. When we were really young it sucked because we were new to it all. But after a few summers of playing on metal, we were used to it. Nothing hurt us then. Our entire bodies were tempered for hot metal toys. After we grew up, this next generation of kids got one better. They got funner, cooler toys, made of plastic that wouldn't melt the skin off of their body when they touched it. Not only that, but if they fall on it, they won't get hurt. Shortly after, they got spongy ground. You know, that ground you walk on and you feel like you got springs on your feet. It's half ground half trampoline. That's so if they fell off of the big toys, they'd land comfortably. Even if they landed on their heads, they would still be fine. Now in this day and age, even THAT is too much of a threat. So now, kids aren't even allowed to play on a playground. No running, no jumping, no anything. How do you ruin the future of an entire planet? In one primary school, pupils were stopped from making daisy chains over fears the youngsters could pick up germs from the ground.They might get germs on themselves?! HOLY SHIT! Sorry to reiterate on something George Carlin said many years ago, but it needs to be said again. The human body NEEDS GERMS TO SURVIVE. You jackasses are so fucking ignorant that you can't even fuck up right. The human body is made so that it can adapt. Since you're all a bunch of fucking idiots, let me say it again so that maybe even you can understand. The human body has this thing called white blood cells. It attacks germs that the body doesn't need. These little white blood cell guys are so tough and smart (even when you're not, you pussy) that they can equip themselves to fight other kinds of germs. Even germs they've never fought before. The only set back is, they actually need to come into contact with those germs so they know what to look for. What does this do? It prevents YOU from ever getting sick because of those germs. Those white blood cells come into contact with them once, and they know what they look like. The next time they come into contact with them, they know what to look for and they kick the shit out of the germs so you stay healthy. Keeping kids from getting germs on them only makes sure they'll be sick as hell the rest of their life. Keeping them safe are you? You fucking dolt. And another thing. You don't want them getting exercise? String of events... Kids don't get exercise. They come home hyper because you're a horrible parent and let them eat all the candy they want. They run amuck in the house. They drive you crazy. You need more happy pills to keep your depression down. Health care costs go up. Even more people in this country can't afford the doctor bills. How ironic. People can't afford health care as it is. Now you're not only fucking yourself by needing more pills, but your kid will need to go to the doctor more because they're never around germs. More irony... we bitch so much in this country about how kids watch too much TV and play too many video games. We want them to go outside to play to get some exercise. Only now they can't because they might get hurt. So our kids are going to turn into suicidal goth kids that don't like anything or you. Fair enough; you're a pussy. I don't like you. This can lead to something else though. These kids turn goth, and hate everything. You, being the "concerned parent" don't know what to do. So you take your kid to a daytime talk show to have some overpaid douche be a better parent than you are to your own kid. The increase in kids that hate everything will increase the daytime talk shows that deal with that crap, thus making TV totally unbearable to anyone that matters; i.e. me. And I've already got enough of the rest of this world to put up with without dealing with 24 hours of Maury. I can't say it enough to make it mean any more than it already does. Is any of this getting through to you assholes? Any of it? Why don't you fucking think anymore? I can't stand this shit. I really can't. I'm ready to just fucking kill myself to get off of this shithole of a planet that all of you idiots made it into. I'm done. I can't stand this shit anymore. Kids can't play on a playground? What the fuck? Is anything safe anymore? Give this world another 10 years and nobody will be allowed to do anything at all. I can't believe I'm saying this, but thank god there's a war. Maybe someone will pull out the nuclear bombs and blow this world up. That's the only thing left that can save us all. Saying I hate anything now wouldn't even begin to explain how I feel. |
