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(June 09, 08) Looking For A New Car? Don't Buy These.
(June 04, 08) Slow It Down Assholes
(May 10, 08) This Is Who Can Kiss My Ass
(Apr. 05, 08) It's Only Radio To Me
(Mar. 02, 08) Helpful Advice
(Feb. 28, 08) Rednecks And Beer
(Feb. 08, 08) Festival Goers Beware - Shitty Music Ahead
(Jan. 03, 08) She Gave Me Those "Rape Me Eyes"
2007
(Dec. 04, 07) Shop NBC Promotes Child Neglect
(Nov. 15, 07) I Have Seen It
(Nov. 10, 07) Who's Hall Of Fame Is It?
(Nov. 04, 07) X-Mas Crashers
(Oct. 29, 07) Sarah Silverman Is Fucking Comedy Central
(Oct. 11, 07) The Associated Press Sucks My Nuts
(Aug. 15, 07) Can You Hear The Echoes?
(Aug. 10, 07) Being Fat
(July 11, 07) iDon't Give A Fuck
(June 25, 07) Let's Celebrate Ignorance Again
(June 11, 07) How To Order Delivery Properly
(May 22, 07) A Lesson In Driving By Beefy
(Apr. 24, 07) Rip Offs Suck
(Apr. 13, 07) Freedom Of What?
(Mar. 27, 07) It Makes Me Wonder
(Feb. 24, 07) Shut The Fuck Up Now Is The New Please Shut The Fuck Up
(Feb. 16, 07) Like A Good Neighbor, State Farm Sucks
(Jan. 27, 07) Beefy Goes To A NICE Place
(Jan. 10, 07) Some Of The Things I Like
(Jan. 09, 07) Dance Movies Suck
2006
(Dec. 21, 06) 'Twas The Night Before X-Mas
(Dec. 13, 06) Prepay... OR DIE!
(Dec. 06, 06) P&G - What A Bunch Of Dumbasses
(Nov. 28, 06) Just Give Me The Fucking Order
(Oct. 28, 06) Definition Of "Jackass"
(Oct. 18, 06) Pussy Kids
(Sep. 28, 06) Teacher Fired Over Nudity
(Sep. 14, 06) How About You Bring "Shutting The Hell Up" Back?
(Aug. 28, 06) Looks Don't Matter
(Aug. 23, 06) Who Should Be Hated?
(Aug. 16, 06) The Other Night
(Aug. 08, 06) Talladega Bullshit
(July 16, 06) I'm With The Environmentalists
(July 13, 06) Maybe Superman Will Leave Again
(July 10, 06) Hollywood Finally Got The Idea... Maybe
(July 09, 06) No Refill? No Shit.
(June 29, 06) When Is Enough Finally Enough?
(June 23, 06) They're Just Dogs
(June 13, 06) "Smart" Is A Bit Optimistic
(May 31, 06) Could It Be?
(May 23, 06) I Could...
(May 09, 06) David Blaine Is A Failure
(Apr. 29, 06) Together We Can Blow Up The Earth
(Apr. 24, 06) If You're Going To Commit Suicide, Do It Right
(Apr. 19, 06) Earth Day Sucks
(Apr. 13, 06) I'm Going To Win The Lottery
(Mar. 26, 06) Don't Let Them Take Our Freedom
(Mar. 22, 06) Can We Make Our Own Decisions?
(Mar. 12, 06) Ladies And Gentlemen, Kick Ass Horrors Are Back
(Mar. 09, 06) Fuck Is A Great Word
(Mar. 06, 06) Love Is A Four Letter Word
(Mar. 01, 06) I Eat Meat On Fridays
(Feb. 25, 06) TLC Sucks - Updated March 1, 2006
(Feb. 16, 06) The "F" Sound's Mixed Identity
(Feb. 14, 06) Valentine's Day Sucks Ass
(Feb. 06, 06) Super Bowl XL Sucked
(Feb. 04, 06) Corporal Punishment Is Legal Here
(Jan. 30, 06) God Hates Everyone. Especially You. - Updated Febuary 4, 2006
(Jan. 20, 06) I Took A Shit And Fox Turned It Into A Show
(Jan. 15, 06) Prices Or Quality?
(Jan. 07, 06) Beefy Denies Bootsy... AGAIN
(Jan. 03, 06) Kids Should Be Spanked III
2005
(Dec. 28, 05) The 2005 Hall Of Fame
(Dec. 20, 05) A Beefy Carol
(Dec. 17, 05) Get Rid Of AIDS The Easy Way
(Dec. 15, 05) "Merry Christmas" Or "Happy Holidays"?
(Dec. 13, 05) Bad Weather = Bad Drivers
(Nov. 29, 05) Fire Safety: Taking Shows Off Of TV Or Parenting?
(Nov. 22, 05) The True Story About Thanksgiving
(Nov. 18, 05) The Ultimate In Being Homeless
(Nov. 10, 05) Eating Frenzy
(Nov. 04, 05) I Love Everyone
(Nov. 01, 05) What Sucks More Than Religion? Nothing.
(Oct. 28, 05) Halloween - The Holiday Of The Devil
(Oct. 24, 05) Blue Collar Waste Of Time
(Oct. 21, 05) Get The Stick Out Of Your Ass
(Oct. 13, 05) The Coolest Story Ever
(Oct. 10, 05) It's Called An 'ASHTRAY' For A Reason
(Oct. 07, 05) Doctor Assisted Suicide? Time To Get My Ph.D.
(Oct. 04, 05) The Exorcism Of Emily Rose
(Sep. 29, 05) Stupid Bitches Need Not Apply
(Sep. 22, 05) Proof God Has A Sense Of Humor
(Sep. 19, 05) I Envy The Deaf
(Sep. 14, 05) Ever Wonder Where W. Gets It From?
(Sep. 07, 05) I Don't Care
(Sep. 05, 05) Let's Kill Off Another Couple Thousand
(Sep. 02, 05) Labor Day: A Dumb Ass Holiday
(Aug. 27, 05) Comedy Central Is Ruined
(Aug. 26, 05) My Toad Kicks Ass
(Aug. 22, 05) Some People Have Really Stupid Names
(Aug. 18, 05) Why Do I Hate Stupidity So Much?
(Aug. 16, 05) The Roast Of Pamela Anderson
(Aug. 12, 05) Jesus Christ What?
(Aug. 05, 05) The Worst Day Of Driving Ever
(Aug. 03, 05) Kids Turn Out Bad? Blame It On TV.
(Aug. 01, 05) My New Favorite TV Show
(July 29, 05) Just Driving Around
(July 28, 05) The Hidden Terror On The Road
(July 26, 05) As I Reflect
(July 22, 05) Bad Driver Hunters
(July 20, 05) Who's President?
(July 18, 05) Comedy Central Is Lost
(July 15, 05) Cumquat Proves Catholics Are Idiots
(July 13, 05) More Stupid People... With Cats
(July 11, 05) New Cars Suck
(July 08, 05) The Only Thing Stupid About Pro Wrestling Are The Critics
(July 06, 05) From Me To Pork Sausage
(July 05, 05) Independence Day, A Holiday Of Idiots
(July 03, 05) I Rule -Updated July 21, 2005
(June 30, 05) Unkept
(June 27, 05) You're An Idiot And You Deserve What You Got
(June 24, 05) The Epitome Of Everything That Is Stupid
(June 22, 05) New Addition To My Shitlist
(June 20, 05) What Could He Be Thinking? -Updated June 22, 2005
(June 16, 05) You're Not A Punk, Stop Being Fake -Updated June 24, 2005
(June 10, 05) Scion t2b = Shitty Idea
(June 08, 05) Bush Sucks, And I Told You So
(June 06, 05) Let's Just Kill Everyone -Updated June 7, 2005
(June 02, 05) Yet Another Reason Why This Country Is Lacking
(May 30, 05) National Lampoon's Dorm Daze
(May 28, 05) Damn, I'm Right Again
(May 23, 05) My Almighty Quest For The Spork
(May 19, 05) Ray Charles Was Cooler Than I Thought
(May 17, 05) Beefy Goes Drinking With GM, Hilarity Ensues
(May 16, 05) Black Comedians, Pay Attention Again
(May 13, 05) The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
(May 11, 05) Many Points At One Time -Updated May 12, 2005
(May 06, 05) Problems At McDonald's
(May 05, 05) I've Been Found Out
(May 02, 05) How I Spent My Vacation
(Apr. 26, 05) Why Natural Selection Is Around
(Apr. 19, 05) We Have A New Pope
(Apr. 18, 05) Donating Blood Again -Updated Apr. 20, 2005
(Apr. 13, 05) A Fun Night At Hooters
(Apr. 06, 05) Being In The Wrong Place Sucks
(Apr. 04, 05) Pope John Paul II Is Dead
(Apr. 01, 05) The True Meaning Of April Fool's Day
(Mar. 28, 05) Beefy Booyawn Goes To White Castle
(Mar. 22, 05) You'd Think That Being Right All The Time Would Be Great, But It's Not
(Mar. 20, 05) No, That's Not What's Hot
(Mar. 17, 05) The Greatest Holiday In The World
(Mar. 14, 05) Who The Fuck Is Vanessa Carlton Anyway?
(Mar. 10, 05) "Instant" Oil Change My Ass
(Mar. 09, 05) The Things You Think About While Leaving A Shit
(Mar. 07, 05) Even More Stupid Bitches
(Mar. 04, 05) I Love Jesus Christ
(Mar. 03, 05) If You're A Stupid Bitch, Keep Your Thoughts To Yourself
(Feb. 28, 05) A Call With Pork Sausage
(Feb. 25, 05) If You're A Black Comedian, Pay Attention
(Feb. 20, 05) Dawn Of The Dead Kicks Massive Assholes
(Feb. 18, 05) A Day In The Life
(Feb. 17, 05) 'The Grudge' Against Making A Good Movie -Updated July 4, 2005
(Feb. 15, 05) The Drunkening 2005
(Feb. 12, 05) Pork Sausage's Birthday Story
(Feb. 10, 05) Problems
(Feb. 07, 05) Fuck New England, Fuck Will Smith, Fuck Corey Dillon
(Feb. 05, 05) Retarded Websites
(Feb. 03, 05) Drunk January
(Jan. 31, 05) Reality Shows Suck
(Jan. 25, 05) Can I Bitch For Just A Minute?
(Jan. 21, 05) Spongebob Isn't Gay, Christians Are
(Jan. 20, 05) The Whole Jennifer Aniston/Restraining Order Story
(Jan. 20, 05) Sign This Online Petition!!!
(Jan. 18, 05) Old People Piss Me Off
(Jan. 13, 05) Donating Blood
(Jan. 12, 05) Coach Carter -Updated Apr. 12, 2005
(Jan. 11, 05) You're Not Cool In General, A Cell Phone's Not Gonna Help
(Jan. 08, 05) Are You Anointed?
(Jan. 06, 05) How Drunk I Am
(Jan. 03, 05) Don't Drop It Like It's Hot, Just Drop It
2004
(Dec. 31, 04) The 2004 Hall Of Fame
(Dec. 27, 04) My New Year Resolution
(Dec. 20, 04) X-Mas Sucks
(Dec. 17, 04) How I Was Almost Thrown Out Of Chicago
(Dec. 13, 04) Being Retrosexual Is Bullshit
(Dec. 11, 04) Kids Should Be Spanked II
(Dec. 06, 04) I Have The Perfect Date For Jared From Subway
(Dec. 01, 04) Kids Should Be Spanked -Updated Dec. 13, 2004
(Nov. 29, 04) Pay Homage To The Best Video Game Ever
(Nov. 27, 04) Hey ESPN...
(Nov. 25, 04) Take The Test. Are You An Idiot?
(Nov. 24, 04) Cadillac Does NOT Mean Rock
(Nov. 22, 04) English Lesson
(Nov. 18, 04) There Is No Safe Cigarette.
(Nov. 14, 04) Don't want to be video taped nude? Don't go here.
(Nov. 11, 04) The Death Penalty Kicks Ass
(Nov. 09, 04) Drunk Animals Are Funny
(Nov. 07, 04) Invisible Guns
(Nov. 03, 04) Bush Is A Pompous Asshole
(Nov. 02, 04) The Day After Tomorrow
(Nov. 01, 04) Do Not See The Movie "Saw"
(Oct. 31, 04) Kill All The Deer -Updated Nov. 1, 2004
(Oct. 29, 04) It's All Your Fault
(Oct. 27, 04) Down With Nascar
(Oct. 25, 04) Horror Movies Suck Now
(Oct. 22, 04) The Sexiness of the President/The Future of Our Country
(Oct. 21, 04) You're Old and Your Band Still Sucks
(Oct. 20, 04) I Hate Mini Coopers -Updated Oct. 25, 2004
(Oct. 19, 04) Why Vote? -Updated Oct. 28, 2004
(Oct. 18, 04) What Halloween Means To Me
(Oct. 15, 04) Bad Drivers Should Die
(Oct. 11, 04) Quit Yer Bitching
(Oct. 07, 04) Disney Sucks
(Oct. 06, 04) Problems With Our Future
(Oct. 05, 04) Who Should Put The Toilet Seat Down? -Updated May 31, 2006
Movie Reviews - Updated August 15, 2007
Fan Mail -Updated July 29, 2005
Hate Mail -Updated Jan. 3, 2005
Let Me Clear Something Up -Updated Aug. 27, 2005
Bloodninja & Cyber -Updated Jan. 28, 2005
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