I think I've officially "had it" with the media. Every day they lie and spill filth and start bullshit and create words and make celebrities out of nobodies for no fucking god damn good reason and I've fucking had it.

First of all, the celebrity thing comes to mind. This stupid whore of a bitch "Octomom" should have never been introduced to the general public, ever. Under no circumstance (I just said "cum") should this bitch have ever been made famous. Nothing in her life has made her worth knowing or talking about. She had a ton of babies and got her own TV show, thanks to the media.

Visit any trailer park. You'll find moms there all the time with tons of babies. Where's their show?

This bitch has a bunch of kids, puts her kids all out on the news and then on TV for her show and then when she gets out of her car and the paparazzi show up and ask to see her kids she says something to the effect of "I don't want to sensationalize my kids like that." Give me a fucking break, bitch.

Yesterday I was watching the news and they say something about having a new report on the Octomom's fame. The fucking media created it and now they're reporting on it! That's called "creating the news" and it's supposed to be the first fucking rule in broadcasting; "report the news, don't create it."

Jesus fucking Christ I hate the media. And lately it seems they've been lying a whole lot more than they ever have. Not just little white lies either, really big "first I'll say this and then I'll say the exact fucking opposite" shit. This is happening at all levels, national, regional and worldwide.

Back when it was reported Michael Vick would be allowed to play professional football again the news here started speculating if the Cincinnati Bengals would be interested in him. First of all, let me go off on this tangent.

The Bengals shelled out millions of dollars on Carson Palmer a few years ago, more than they've ever paid any other player, ever. He takes the team to the playoffs where the shit-eating Pittsburgh Stealers (I spelled that right) injured him and took him out of the game. After he came back from that he's looked like shit.

Palmer no longer plays like he has a hunger for the game or a passion for it. He plays like he knows he's got a few more years on his multi-million dollar contract and he's safe. No matter how badly he performs and how well one of his backups perform, he's always going to be our starter.

For instance, in his first preseason game this season he came out and basically looked like shit. When it was time to see the new second string, he played phenomenally and was the only QB we played that game to throw a touchdown or score any points at all. Let's just say the rest of the preseason goes this way. He won't start, Carson will. That's just how things are.

Back to the main topic. With Carson Palmer's job extremely safe here, the media asked if the Bengals had any desire to pick up Michael Vick and the Bengals responded with a solid "NO". Nobody questioned that because we all knew Carson was here to stay. He's officially sucked Mike Browns cock so hard he cemented his status as our starter. Great. Maybe when his contract is about to be up we'll see him perform like he used to until it's resigned.

Now, just a couple of days ago the Eagles signed Vick and it comes out... the Bengals made the FIRST OFFER to Vick. Not only was it a million more than the Eagles are paying him, but it was the FIRST GOD DAMNED OFFER MADE.

Sure this isn't the media's fault for this report, but holy shit... call them out on it. That's a huge mistake and a really big lie. And they wonder why the fans don't support them like they want. Because they fucking lie.

Also in the news and in sports, Bret Favre just signed with the Minnesota Vikings. At the end of July reports said he told them he wasn't interested and wasn't going to sign and was going to stay retired. Now he's signed and going to play... apparently for the next two years!

I'm so sick and tired of being lied to and the media supporting this shit and in many cases causing it. I won't even talk about the weather forecasters.

Media, take your head out of your ass and tell us the shit that matters. Stop making dumb ass idiots into celebrities like the Cocktomom and Paris "slutty as fuck" Hilton. Stop making up words like "sexting". When it gets right down to it, you need to stop "CREATING". It's your job to report, not create.

Oh yeah, Fox News, just stop all together.

I fucking hate the news. Not nearly as much as I hate Octobitch and Paris Skankton.