Man, talk about bad luck with awards. First, I forgot I was given one over a year ago and then finally got it posted here the other day. And now I discover I was given one back in February and am just now getting around to it. I know I bitch about being given awards sometimes, but seriously, I appreciate the love.
Now, this is why I feel pretty. Mrs. Stated, otherwise known as Joeyfully, thinks I have a lovely blog.
That’s right fucknuggets, I’M LOVELY! LIKE A SPRING FLOWER N SHIT!
I was nominated for this over a year ago and for some reason I never published it. I just saved it as a draft and never went back to it. I just dug it out of the closet, dusted it off, fixed it up and made it sparkle. And now it’s finally seeing the light of day. WOOHOO!
I was just nominated for another award. It happens. Here goes.
1. Display the award logo on your blog.
2. Link back to the person who nominated you.
3. Nominate 10 others you see as having an impact on your WordPress experience and family
4. Let your 10 Family members know you have awarded them
5. That is it. Just please pick 10 people that have taken you as a friend, and spread the love
Yeah, but I’m kinda like the unwanted, red-headed step-child of the family.
So what has happened here is, Revis just gave me this here award and said I’m a part of his WordPress family. That’s nice. I feel all warm and shit.
This is an oldie, but goodie. I first read this years ago in a chain email and had forgotten all about it until That’s What Ron Said reminded me of it by posting a link to this joke about a guy selling a yoga mat on Craigslist. Hysterical stuff, and that yoga mat joke is written much like this one.
As it turns out, this joke is all over the net, so I just pulled it from this site, and would like to say thanks to them for having it for me to find. Any way, check this out. It’s funny. Also, I went through it and fixed some small, unimportant things. My OCD made me.
Texas Chili Cook Off
Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:
Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a Chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking for directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy, and besides, they told me that I could have free beer during the tasting. So I accepted.
Here are the scorecards from the event:
Yeah, okay, I’m a believer. I believe in aliens. Not illegal aliens from other countries trying to break into our country for jobs and health care, that’s complete bullshit. I’m talking about ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!