Category Archives: Hot Chicks List

Here’s a selection of women on my Hot-Chicks-I’d-Totally-Bang-Hard list.

Spider-Woman Is Hot

Holy shit, everyone’s freaking out about Spider-Woman’s ass! They’re just jealous, really, because she has a nice ass. Partake.

Look at that ass! Source

Look at that ass! Source

I really don’t have much more to add to this topic than what Maddox already said about it. I mean really, if you don’t like it, don’t buy it.

But that’s not good enough for those people who just want to be pissed about something. The thing about this that I don’t get is, have all of those people been blind to the women in comic books thus far? Apparently, and that is why I also feel that these idiots aren’t comic book readers at all, or they would have been complaining about this shit for a long time.
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Abigail Breslin, Zombies, And Sequels

In trying to keep up with those movie sequels that I’d love to see happen, I decided to check out if Zombieland 2 was ever going to be a thing. Sure there was that horrific failure of a TV show Amazon did, or attempted to do, but that doesn’t count. Fans of the first movie are still hoping for a sequel with the stars from the first film, not some terrible, second rate, “OTHER” them. It turns out that right now, it’s not a thing. Go figure, and oh well.

So I looked up the actors on IMDB and had a look around to see what they’re up to. Of course we all know what the three are doing, Eisenberg, Watson and Harrelson (who just turned 53 by the way), but what about Abigail “Little Rock” Breslin? What is she up to?

She was a little cutie back in 2009’s Zombieland, but that was five years ago. And guess what guys, she’s grown up, become legal, and she’s filled out. Here she is in Zombieland, on the left.

Awww. Here she is at 18.
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Wow: Natalie Martinez

Some of my more astute readers, or those of you who actually follow things now probably already know who Natalie Martinez is. I didn’t, until I watched the first episode of CBS’s “Under The Dome,” the hit TV show based off of Stephen King’s awesome fucking novel of the same name. Natalie plays one of the cops on the show in the fictional town of Chester’s Mill and when I first saw her on the show, even in full cop gear, I thought “Wow, she’s pretty hot. I’d like to see more of her.”

Natalie and some unimportant dude. CBS - Under The Dome

Natalie and some unimportant dude. CBS – Under The Dome

So I looked her up and found more of her and discovered that she’s been around for a while and has been in a lot of stuff over the years, such as music videos for popular artists of today and she’s also been photographed a lot wearing next to nothing, which was a nice find for me. I got what I wanted, more of her. So I thought I’d share. Needless to say she’s now on the hot-chicks-I’d-totally-bang-hard-list. Enjoy.

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Finally, she was in a movie this year called Broken City with some other actors and she had a nice sex scene where she was topless. There’s a clip of it online somewhere if you want to see it and not watch the entire movie (cough, cough). I haven’t actually seen the movie, but I might.

Mmm, Danielle Fishel

My (almost) life-long desire has finally been realized. While she’s not completely naked (or in my possession) it still counts. My dream woman, Danielle Fishel has posed scantily clad for the men’s magazine Maxim.

And she’s on the cover. What a glorious cover it is.

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Now I know what you’re thinking. If you’re like me you’re only thinking one thing and that’s how much you’d like to jump into that picture with her and do nasty things to her. I’ve only thought that about her since I first saw her on Boy Meets World as “Topanga” which Urban Dictionary says means “beautiful or spectacular” among other things.

Without further ado, here are the rest of the pictures I could find that are worth looking at, which is all of them. You can click any of them for larger images, which of course why the hell wouldn’t you do that? The last picture is my favorite. Mmmm… Topanga… Sorry Megyn Price, you’ve been bumped off the top of my hot-chicks-I’d-totally-bang-hard-list and been replaced by Danielle. I’m sure you understand.

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Put Another On The List

Since creating this here blog I’ve occasionally said that a woman is on the hot-chicks-I’d-totally-bang-hard list. I’ve also posted 101 posts, this being 101, meaning the last and 100th post was nothing more than cooking instructions from a Mac n Cheese box. I’ve accomplished so much.

Well today, I’ve decided to add another chick to that list and this one is not really surprising, just unknown for so long. And you might think it’s disgusting.

Tonight my wife and I watched the 1991 hit Peter Pan film Hook. In that movie I noticed someone that is surprisingly hot. You are now instantly thinking about the movie and wondering who I could mean.

I’ve got to be talking about Julia Roberts, right? As Tinkerbell? Damn she looked good, right? Hell yeah bitch!

Who doesn’t love a tall leggy woman in a very short skirt with pointy ears and wings?

But no, that’s not who I mean. Could I be talking about Caroline Goodall who played the mom, Moira?

Yes, sexy for sure, nice accent. But no, I’m not talking about her. Well then it couldn’t be Maggie Smith, the lady who played Grandma Wendy?

No, it’s not her, but she is Professor McGonagall from the Harry Potter flicks. Don’t laugh and think she’s automatically out of the running. Maybe I should show you another picture of her.

Yeah, do-able.

No, I’m not talking about her or the list of younger girls who played the various ages of her, which were all do-able as well. I’m not even talking about Laurel Cronin who played the housekeeper.

Now you might be getting a little suspicious. There’s only one left really, and that’s Maggie, the daughter who sang that tune in the movie that was up for an Academy Award. And then, you’d be right.

That’s right, I’m ultra sick, right? PERV! Ew, that’s disgusting!

Yeah, here’s a picture of her now.

Take 2.

That’s Amanda Scott, the girl who played Maggie. She’s looking mighty fine now, isn’t she? Only, there’s very little known about her since Hook was one of two movies she ever did, with the second movie coming out in 1995. Hook came out in 1991.

She attended college and was in a house or some shit, which if you look up info on her that’s all you’re going to get anywhere you go.

No matter, she’s on the list. And I’m sure she’d be proud to know that. After all, this should be the biggest thing her career has ever gotten her.