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Would you like something good to listen to or watch? Here's the place to get it. These are things that I find amusing. If you'd like to keep them, feel free. Just right click on it and... well, you should know how to do it. If not, I'm not gonna hold your hand thru it.
NEWEST! Window Watching - Video 3.27MB |
Funny minute long bit that includes naked women, beer, pot, and peeping toms, but it's clean enough for 13 year olds to watch. I stole it from National Lampoon's site. Enjoy.
I Quit This Bitch - Audio 1.58MB |
This chick quits her radio job ON THE AIR. Fucking awesome. When I leave the radio business, this is how I'm going out.
Tucker Max Fox News Interview - Video 8.62MB |
If you don't know Tucker Max, you don't know shit. You won't learn much about him from this interview, but it's pretty cool if you do know who he is. Either way, watch it.
Russ Parr - Boiler Room Pirate - Audio 664KB |
Clip from the Russ Parr Morning Show. Listen for the pirate!
Tom Joyner News Clips - Audio 1.38MB |
By now you've got to be wondering why I add so many things from the Tom Joyner Morning Show. Well, as long as I'm producing the show and they're saying funny things, I'm going to put them here. This clip is several different things they've said over the years. These were apart of their recent "Best of..." week when they were on vacation. I combined those that I found really funny, and I put them together and on this site for you to enjoy. So, enjoy.
The Tom Joyner Morning Show - Asian Waiter Story - Audio 1.36MB |
This is off of the Tom Joyner Morning Show obviously. I heard it on there and thought it was funny, so here it is. In the beginning, they're talking about this waiter at a Tai restaurant that gives this black couple their check and there was a gratuity tip figured into the cost of the meal. When they questioned him about it, he said he did that because "black people don't tip". They were furious and he got in a lot of trouble, having to close down his restaurant and pay a hefty fine. This is the cast of the TJMS making fun of him.
The Drunkening 2 - Audio 9.93MB |
The official audio of The Drunkening 2. First weekend in August, 2005.
Beefybooyawn goes to Iraq-Gary Burbank - Audio 1.83MB |
This has a story to it. Many people ask me how I got the name Beefybooyawn. Well, here's a clip of the guy who gave me that name. A lot of you have probably not heard of this man, though you have probably heard his work. His name is Gary Burbank and in Cincinnati, OH he's like the number one radio talk show guy in the city. And honestly, if he wanted to, he could probably be the number one radio talk guy in the country. He's only been doing radio for something like a million years and he's getting old now, so that's probably not going to happen. Anyway, what you've more than likely heard is one of his bits. His show is mostly bits that he's recorded over the years, and they're all fucking funny. The bit you've more than likely heard is "Earl Pitts - Americun" or something like that. If I can find one of those bits I'll put it here. Anyway, when I was training to be in radio, I interned on Gary's show with his Producers. It was because of them that made me decide that I wanted to be in the backgrounds of radio instead of on the air. It was during that time that Gary gave me my nickname. You see, Gary had so many interns all of the time that he could never remember their names, so the only way he could remember them is if he gave them a nickname he thought of. So that's what I got, Beefy Bouillon. I had the hardest time thinking of how to spell "bouillon" that I decided to change it so that it was "Booyawn". And that's how I got my name. Now, about this clip. I totally forgot I had it and I was going thru some of my old Mini-Disc stuff from when I was in school to be in radio and I stumbled upon this. This is a bit he did on air one day about Osama and one of his meetings with his men. Gary did a lot of bits like this and they always started out the same way, with him saying he sent someone over to someplace that's in the news with a hidden mic on and this is what they brought back. And then they play the bit. At the end of this bit, all of the guys say, "Broadbank Burbcasting combination TNT lined cluster buster and reversible hidden microph..." At the end of each of these types of bits they always end it with the people in the bits saying something about Broadbank Burbcasting merchandise. This is Gary Burbank's merchandise company or whatever. So that's why that's said. And for those of you who can't figure it out, his last name is "Burbank" and he's in "Broadcasting". Hence "Broad-Bank Burb-Casting". Anyway, enjoy the clip. This is rare stuff! And if you'd like to check out more on Gary Burbank, click here. Make sure to click the link on the page that says, More newspaper and magazine articles are written about Gary Burbank..., or just click that.
Pork Sausage-As Gay As You - Audio 533KB |
This is a voice mail I just got from Pork Sausage on my cell phone. This is the kind of shit I put up with on a daily basis. What an asshole.
Taco 911 Call - Audio 328KB |
A lady has a problem getting her $1.00 taco from a taco stand. So, she calls 911. That sounds about right, doesn't it?
Lab Attacks Foot - Video 1.32MB |
I seen this video on some show and laughed hard. This dog is fucking stupid, but very funny. Ironically while looking for it one day I found another video of a dog doing the same thing. I didn't get it, but instead found this one, the one I was looking for originally, at AllDumb.com. Now I can't find the other. In any case, this is funny and the original one I seen. Enjoy.
Men Can Multitask - Video 798KB |
This is a funny ass video of three guys standing at a urinal in a public bathroom. The situation gets funnier when each guy winds up holding the other guys' dicks while they attempt to do something. *Submitted by GBrandt. Thanks buddy!
Pentagon Strike |
This is a movie made in Flash about the Pentagon Strike that happened on 9/11. It's not a download, it's a website. You can download it if you want, but there's no need. It has some disturbing footage of the "crash" that happened on the Pentagon. But it shares information that the government doesn't want you to know. The facts are given to you, so do with it what you will. I personally now have a new hatred for the government. Not because they lied, because they lie all the time. But because they lied about this. So I guess... viewer discretion advised. Submitted by Funk Thanks Funk.
Tourettes Guy Drive Thru -
Video 726KB |
If you haven't been to www.TourettesGuy.com then you're missing out on some funny shit. This is one of his videos off of his site. It's not so much my favorite, but it's a small file so it's easier for you to download and it's easier for me to host it. In any case, watch it and visit the site and check out more Tourettes Guy.
You Want Us To Shoot Her? - Audio 622KB |
It doesn't get any better than this. This is a clip taken from ABC News about a story involving a mother who couldn't control her 12 year old daughter and has to call the cops. The cop that she talks to asks if she wants the cops to come over and shoot the daughter. I thought it was fucking hysterical. The woman didn't. Furthermore, if you can't control your fucking kids, DON'T HAVE THEM.
Elektronik Supersonik - Audio 1.33MB |
As the forum suggests, have you ever heard one of those songs that was so laughably bad that you actually enjoyed it? Here's one of those. I can't help but like this song becuase it's SO FUCKING BAD. Mortiis sent this to me and posted the lyrics to it on my forum, of which you can view here. He was right, it's that bad that it's almost enjoyable. So download it and enjoy it, I know I am. I can't stop laughing.
Baby Daddy Song - Audio 796KB |
Have you heard the song by American Idol (ugh) winner Fantasia called "Baby Mama"? It's actually not too bad of a song. But it was made fun of by J. Anthony Brown on the Tom Joyner Morning Show and hilarity ensued. This is the whole bit, from when Tom announced J. murdering another hit to the end of the jingle that took them to a commercial break afterwards. It's a very small download, so you have nothing to worry about here. J. starts to sing it and he screws up and they don't let him live it down. Very comical. This also takes place at a Sky Show, so there is an audience.
Gorilla Recycling - Video 2.39MB |
This is just bad. Nasty NASTY shit. This Gorilla pukes and then eats it, then does it again. It's like he's on a loop. Vomit, eat it, vomit, eat it... Just nasty. I couldn't stop laughing. Credit: EbaumsWorld.com
Bad Singer - Audio 462KB |
This is a clip from the Russ Parr Morning Show. It's not the clip I wanted, but it'll work. Since I work for a talk radio station, our sister station plays the rap and R&B and in the mornings they do the RPMS. I run the Tom Joyner Morning Show on our station, but whatever. Me and the producer of the RPMS on our sister station are really good friends and she told me about this going on and played it for me. What you are hearing is a recording of a Church Choir's performance. They make some comments about it, but the best comments are on the clip I didn't get unfortunately. However, this speaks for itself... rather screams for itself. Pay attention to the Choir behind the lady soloist after the "incident". They kind of go, "what the..." Enjoy.
Tsunami hitting Phuket Beach, Thailand - Video 11.5MB |
This is some cool footage. I know it's of a bad thing, but it is cool to watch. The effects weren't cool, but at least the video is. It's some guy caught in the middle of the beginning of the Tsunami.
Tsunami Song Part 1 - Audio 2.71MB |
This is taken from a radio station in NY called Hot 97. The morning show made this song in light of the tsunami and they really fucked things up. Not only is it in poor taste, but they also use racial slurs towards the victims in the song. This part of the download is the fight that the morning show cast had at the end of their show because of this song. They are fighting with each other. And it's all because one lady on the show has her head on straight and didn't want to be apart of it, and the rest of them blast on her because of it. The worst part about this is, the lady that has the morning show named after her is also the Program Director of the station and she not only allowed this shitty song to be played, but she also allowed a stupid argument go out over the air that not only could've, but should've been done off air. It was extremely unprofessional. And by the way, a Program Director of a radio station is basically the boss. The only people above them essentially are the General Manager and the Owner. This bitch really fucked things up. Enjoy.
Tsunami Song Part 2 - Audio 315KB |
This is the actual song. If you play Part 1 first and then this right after it, it's continuous. I cut it up to make the downloads a little smaller. And by the way, the station is now under a lot of heat for this. This song is just wrong. However, I can't lie. I laughed at it. I do know it's a bad and tasteless song, but I did laugh. I mean, when have I ever not liked something that was tasteless?
Drunk Call - Audio 1.65MB |
Have you ever had one of those nights when you go out drinking and get so drunk you forget where you parked your car? And then in your drunken state get the crazy idea that the cops had your car towed? And then CALLED 911 to ask why they did it, only to have them hang up on you? And then have you ever CALLED THEM BACK to cuss them out? This guy did. And he's a local boy. Goes to college here. He also gets drunk and stupid here. This is the future of our country y'all. My radio station got this from the PD to play on the air since it made headlines here. I just had to get a copy of it for myself to share with you. This download is both calls he made. Ironically, he got the same Dispatcher both times. You'll hear about a second or two of dead air at the end of the first call, and then the second call. He got a citation and I do believe jail time for this. And despite what you may think, this isn't me. Also, I have the whole thing transcribed on the editorial The Sexiness of the President/The Future of Our Country. Enjoy. |
