When reading the archives, they are posted as they were originally written, grammatical errors and all. I’m not proud.
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- RT @Bandersnaaatch: Like a snake sheds its skin so too the douche sheds its Tap Out shirt. 1 day ago
- Tried to watch Girl Meets World. Couldn't do it. Thanks @Disney for ruining what could've been great. Your laugh tracks are terrible. 2 days ago
- M: Fucking Twitter, man. Had to delete a comma just so I could end with a period. @MannishMinx: Aww, did it hurt? M: Yeah. 6 days ago
- Wife just said to me "I can't wait to poop this corn out." And then she took a big bite of corn. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. 6 days ago
- .@Bengals on #MondayNightFootball! That means they'll lose. #CINvsTB 1 week ago