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- RT @ConanOBrien: Tweeting this from the White House. The Obamas look so peaceful sleeping. #shhhh 5 hours ago
- RT @nikkifaceful: Wearing socks with sandals should affect your credit score. 1 day ago
- RT @Usetobeabastard: I have a lucky condom that I just keep reusing. 1 day ago
- RT @Usetobeabastard: You savaged that burger like a whore on cock, IS a compliment. Mom. 1 day ago
- My loving wife cleaned the bathroom while I was at work. I'm currently desecrating the toilet. I feel no remorse. Selfie? 1 day ago