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50th Post Extravaganza!

For my 50th post I felt that I should go big. Go the extra mile, so to speak. I thought for a while on this and finally came up with the perfect celebration. I won’t do anything here, I’ll do something for you, the people, who continuously read the shit on this blog. And for that, I thank you.

With that said, I’d like to begin with the extravaganza. And the only thing that would work for you, my reader, is something totally unique. One of a kind. Nothing else like this, anywhere. And I’m offering it to you.

Unfortunately, it won’t be cheap. This is something you’ll have to pay for. But holy shit, it is so totally worth it. Can you guess what it is? Do you have any ideas on what it could be? I’ll give you a hint.

I thought of it when I was checking out this really cool site I found just the other day. I have a link to it on the right, Dude! I Want That…, and it’s a site that has totally awesome shit. It was while on this site I found a chick who is now at the top of the hot-chicks-I’d-totally-bang-hard list. The costume catapults her over the top.

Anyway, it was while I was on this site that I happened to come across this, the most totally badass thing ever. Click the picture for more.

Holy shit, right? It’s the world’s only street legal turbine powered Batmobile in existence, and it can be yours for the low low price of $620,000! Watch the video on that page of it going down the road. I warn you now, it’s an inducer of major chub. Much like Rogue.

Now you’ve got to be thinking that my gift to you is, I’ll be buying this for one of my loyal readers. Sorry, but no. While that would totally kick ass, if I’m buying it, it’s for me. But no, I want to offer you something even better. How could anything be better than a real life street legal turbine powered Batmobile that would guarantee you more popularity in your city and tri-state area than the Pope or Hulk Hogan? Oh, only one thing can get better than that. And it is what I’m offering you. Feast your eyes on this.

That’s right folks, it’s Wonder Woman’s Invisible Plane! Isn’t she a beaut? I couldn’t believe I found her in a barn in DC. Just sitting there, all alone. Dust all over her top. I towed it back to Ohio and now she’s for sale. And cheap too! This one of a kind Invisible Plane can be yours for just $2,467,000!

You can’t get this anywhere else, this is one of a kind. Now, the kicker is, this offer is for you only! A plane like this is really priceless, but if a monetary value had to be placed it would easily be well over double that.

So what do you say? Really, you don’t have to say anything, loyal reader. It is I who should be speaking, and I do so by saying thank you for your support and readership. Thanks for coming back. And for not pressing charges.

After you buy this I’m going out and picking up the Batmobile. If your check clears.