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Theater Applause

Have you ever been to the theater to watch a movie and it was either so good or so bad that the audience reacted together in unison? I realize saying “together in unison” is sort of repeating myself, just play along.

I’m not talking about gasping or laughing. I’m talking about the movie was so good the audience gave it a round of applause or even a standing ovation at the end. Or it was so bad the audience got up and left at the same time before it was over.

Following my last post I had to watch Freddy vs. Jason because it’s been awhile since I last saw it and it reminded me of when I saw it in the theater, which brings up this post. There will probably be spoilers, but if you haven’t seen these movies yet it’s your own fault.

I’ve been to a lot of movies at the theater, none recently, and of all those times I can only remember two where the movies were so good the audience couldn’t help but applaud at the end.

The first was Batman back in 1989. Before Hollywood decided to put out a new superhero movie every other week for the last few years, we actually had to wait between superhero movies. Our wait was finally over when Michael Keaton slapped on a black rubber suit and showed us all just what a good fucking movie Batman could put out.

Those were the good ol’ days. Keaton as Batman worked, because he was a good Batman. Unlike that Bale fellow who sounded like he had laryngitis as Batman, Keaton dominated the role and made that movie his bitch. Let’s also not forget the stellar performance of the Joker by the legendary Jack mother fucking Nicholson. At least he didn’t kill himself after making the movie. All I’m saying is, if I had to be in a movie with Christian Bale ruining Batman that much, I would’ve killed myself too.

The movie was moving along awesomely, because it was an awesome fucking movie. I don’t recall blinking for 90 minutes because I didn’t want to miss even a nanosecond of it. And then it happened. One of the coolest things ever happens at 1:25 in the video.

When Batman soars up to the moon and uses the Batwing as a make-shift logo, the audience erupted in applause and cheer as if we were all on the street watching Batman take on the Joker first hand and we were giving Batman our approval. The air was electric. I had goosebumps running all over my body. It was awesome.

That electricity continued through the rest of the movie and when it was over, everyone jumped to their feet and applauded the movie. That was one of the coolest moments I’ve ever been apart of, at least as far as watching movies in a theater goes.

The second time it happened was back in 2003 on the first day of showing Freddy vs. Jason. I left work early and caught the very first show. I wasn’t alone, the audience was packed. To this day it was the most people I’ve ever seen at that particular theater for any movie. I’ve been to that place, a Showcase Cinemas, many times and even on Friday and Saturday nights for opening weekend blockbusters the place was always dead. But not on this day at 1 PM in the afternoon on a Friday.

Everyone and their mom showed up. Because like I said in the last piece, everyone had been wanting a Freddy vs. Jason since the dawning of time. And then it happened.

The two titans clashed and everyone was on the edge of their seats, watching with the utmost interest in what was going to happen. Who was going to win? More importantly, who was going to lose?

I’m a Freddy man. I have nothing but respect for Jason, I mean, he’s a total badass. But Freddy is the shit.

We watched and watched until finally the two juggernauts brought each other down blow by blow. And finally there had to be an end to the movie and this is what we got… the answer to our question. Who survived?

As soon as Jason emerged from the water carrying Freddy’s head, half of the place erupted with applause, obviously fans of Jason, while the other half, myself included, booed. That was total bullshit! Say it isn’t so! Freddy slain at the hands of the massive Jason?!

And then it happened, Freddy winks and laughs. The booing half of the audience erupted with cheers and the entire theater jumped up for a standing O. I get chills just thinking about it. Hell, I just rewatched the movie and then, while watching this clip I got chills again.

That’s what a good movie will do for you. Have there been any recently that have caused that sort of emotion from the audience? Have you experienced this in a theater?

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50th Post Extravaganza!

For my 50th post I felt that I should go big. Go the extra mile, so to speak. I thought for a while on this and finally came up with the perfect celebration. I won’t do anything here, I’ll do something for you, the people, who continuously read the shit on this blog. And for that, I thank you.

With that said, I’d like to begin with the extravaganza. And the only thing that would work for you, my reader, is something totally unique. One of a kind. Nothing else like this, anywhere. And I’m offering it to you.

Unfortunately, it won’t be cheap. This is something you’ll have to pay for. But holy shit, it is so totally worth it. Can you guess what it is? Do you have any ideas on what it could be? I’ll give you a hint.

I thought of it when I was checking out this really cool site I found just the other day. I have a link to it on the right, Dude! I Want That…, and it’s a site that has totally awesome shit. It was while on this site I found a chick who is now at the top of the hot-chicks-I’d-totally-bang-hard list. The costume catapults her over the top.

Anyway, it was while I was on this site that I happened to come across this, the most totally badass thing ever. Click the picture for more.

Holy shit, right? It’s the world’s only street legal turbine powered Batmobile in existence, and it can be yours for the low low price of $620,000! Watch the video on that page of it going down the road. I warn you now, it’s an inducer of major chub. Much like Rogue.

Now you’ve got to be thinking that my gift to you is, I’ll be buying this for one of my loyal readers. Sorry, but no. While that would totally kick ass, if I’m buying it, it’s for me. But no, I want to offer you something even better. How could anything be better than a real life street legal turbine powered Batmobile that would guarantee you more popularity in your city and tri-state area than the Pope or Hulk Hogan? Oh, only one thing can get better than that. And it is what I’m offering you. Feast your eyes on this.

That’s right folks, it’s Wonder Woman’s Invisible Plane! Isn’t she a beaut? I couldn’t believe I found her in a barn in DC. Just sitting there, all alone. Dust all over her top. I towed it back to Ohio and now she’s for sale. And cheap too! This one of a kind Invisible Plane can be yours for just $2,467,000!

You can’t get this anywhere else, this is one of a kind. Now, the kicker is, this offer is for you only! A plane like this is really priceless, but if a monetary value had to be placed it would easily be well over double that.

So what do you say? Really, you don’t have to say anything, loyal reader. It is I who should be speaking, and I do so by saying thank you for your support and readership. Thanks for coming back. And for not pressing charges.

After you buy this I’m going out and picking up the Batmobile. If your check clears.