I finally got on the ball and updated the site. I know I know, shove it.
I updated the Cracked page with all of my Photoplasties. I included a new second page which houses all of the past entries up to this point. I also updated a page I forgot I had, the Random Photoshops page with more of my random bullshit. Here’s some of them now.
Chewbacca’s reflection is ALF.
Sometimes I think I have too much time on my hands, and then I realize that I do. I do have too much time on my hands.
While speaking with Leah in the comments section of my Monkees piece, and then speaking with Keith Brogdon on Facebook (Keith was the drummer for one of my favorite bands Bare Jr.) I’ve come to the realization that I love Traffic. They jam and that’s okay by my standards.
I also realized that I’m drunk. This happened after I drank some cherry infused vodka and then some beer.
That brings me up to an interesting thing. I ran out of weed a few days ago and we don’t have the money to get any more. So I’m doing without, mostly also because I need to get a job and those bastards drug test. Earlier on my way to get the beer I stepped outside and apparently just before I did that a skunk had been hanging around and sprayed something. So it smelled like weed outside. God hates me.
But I have (had) pizza Pringles, so everything’s okay. For now.
Also, I’ve been pitching articles to Cracked to see if I can get published over there. If so I’ll do it under another of my pen names, Alan Marsden. So keep a look out there for my article, because they just accepted one of the four I’ve pitched. It’s currently in the Editorial phase right now, which means it very well can still not be picked, but I’m one step closer than I was just moments ago.
When they accepted my pitch for Editorial, they made a drunk man very happy. And with that, I’m just sayin.