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Just Sayin’

While speaking with Leah in the comments section of my Monkees piece, and then speaking with Keith Brogdon on Facebook (Keith was the drummer for one of my favorite bands Bare Jr.) I’ve come to the realization that I love Traffic. They jam and that’s okay by my standards.

I also realized that I’m drunk. This happened after I drank some cherry infused vodka and then some beer.

That brings me up to an interesting thing. I ran out of weed a few days ago and we don’t have the money to get any more. So I’m doing without, mostly also because I need to get a job and those bastards drug test. Earlier on my way to get the beer I stepped outside and apparently just before I did that a skunk had been hanging around and sprayed something. So it smelled like weed outside. God hates me.

But I have (had) pizza Pringles, so everything’s okay. For now.

Also, I’ve been pitching articles to Cracked to see if I can get published over there. If so I’ll do it under another of my pen names, Alan Marsden. So keep a look out there for my article, because they just accepted one of the four I’ve pitched. It’s currently in the Editorial phase right now, which means it very well can still not be picked, but I’m one step closer than I was just moments ago.

When they accepted my pitch for Editorial, they made a drunk man very happy. And with that, I’m just sayin.

My Next Project

Ladies and gents, I had a thought one night, that I could do my own eating show, just like the one on the Travel Channel, Man V Food. Only, in order to eat a lot I have to be wasted on liquor and beer.

So, I decided to do my own show called Drunk Man Vs Food. I haven’t done a challenge yet, but I have a friend on board to do the driving and the filming. I’m going to hit up places in and around the Greater Cincinnati area that have food challenges and I’m going to get wasted and attempt them. Then I’ll post the show on my new site for everybody’s enjoyment. Including my own. I’ll have to watch the tape later just to remember what happened.

Anyway, the website is up and running now. I’ve had it done for a while and was really wanting to debut it with my first video, but I wanted to publish it and get that done and out of the way. Plus the anticipation was killing me.

Check it out if you like. The link will be up on the right side for future reference.