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- Fuck Betty Dodson. Betty Dodson Hates Men wp.me/p1EMFd-Uj 3 hours ago
- My wife @MannishMinx farted and said, "Ow! That stretched the limits of my o-ring!" 8 hours ago
- If I lose my cell, I hope Papa John's can get me out of any trouble I might be in. That's the only number I have memorized. 8 hours ago
- RT @DreamExplosive: But first, Imma eat a mothafuckin PopTart. 8 hours ago
- RT @moose_chocolate: For Halloween, I will suck on a lemon, squint my eyes, and go as "pre October 2014 Renee Zelwegger" 8 hours ago