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- Happy Halloween you creeps. May your day be ever so frightful. 7 hours ago
- RT @Rob_Simple: Kidnappers I don't really bother about, but people who steal dogs deserve to be hung, drawn and quartered. 8 hours ago
- RT @lordlikely: 'TIS Hallowe'en, and my pumpkins are ablaze. That's what happens when one accidentally traps one's scrotum in the door. 8 hours ago
- After every update of the Twitter app, my life feels that much fuller. 10 hours ago
- #scarystoriesin5words She WASN'T on the pill. 10 hours ago