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- My dog just watched me scroll my TL on my phone. He's so into it, he created his own account and already has more followers than me. 6 hours ago
- RT @4SLars: I turned this moldy shroud I found in the cemetery into an adorable sundress. 6 hours ago
- RT @Social_Mime: Finally put Mom in an old folks community. I created a Facebook account for her. 6 hours ago
- RT @darkmatter_wimp: You gotta work overtime to get power. HAHAHA! Get it, guys?*wipes tear away*Get it? Cus, HAHA! P=W/t Oh man, hilario… 6 hours ago
- RT @darkmatter_wimp: Satan: "I'm gonna put letters in mathematics. Lol!" God: "I'm gonna make them all kill each other because of me." Sa… 7 hours ago